A virgo's state of mind

Ask that shit!   Gifs of Michael B Jordan stolen from anthonymackies.tumblr.com

Idk how I’m going to explain my ex being in the party bus to Chicago next weekend to my husband.
To be fair he’s my favorite cousins husband.
And she gotta come out with me.

— 1 day ago


People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via queenofcake)

— 1 day ago with 57017 notes


when u see other ppl whos urls look just like urs


When someone starts rapping Dreams and Nightmares with me.

(Source: 6yr, via magicul)

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A few years ago(11 years actually. Well fuck! That was a long time ago) I used to mess with this dude. Mad crazy about “the kid” actually.
I also met my husband around this time(kinda not relevant in this story)
So my cousin ends up marrying “the kid”
When I go to family functions where my cousin and her husband are attending, everybody be like “are u ok? Like with the situation?” And I’m always like “wtf? That shit is so dead tho”
Like yesterday it was my favorite uncles birthday which happens to be his father in law. We chilling at the bar and my uncle comes up to me asking am I comfortable? “Well yea my nigga. I’m drunk. I feel great!”
The crazy thing is me and dude have a good time together. Like if me and him alone together, last thing anyone needs to worry about is us hooking up. We gonna crack jokes and reminisce.
To be honest I kinda miss our friendship. Cause me and the kid was friends before anything.

— 1 week ago

i would hire him for this flyer alone


i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pizza)

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important. watch how you talk about the violence in chicago; understand where it really stems from. if you are blaming communities, get the fuck outta here.

(via hoodsofchicago)

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Now I have to ask another man for money. Another man is about to give your girl money cause you fell through. My respect is at an all time low for you right now.

— 1 week ago

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

(Source: forsakers, via hate)

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